Elgin Marbles Head for Berlin

Angela Merkel is at the British Museum tomorrow. According to sources in the know she is taking a look at the Elgin Marbles (or the Merkel Marbles as will be) prior to them being shipped to Berlin as part of the Greek debt repayment scheme.   

The long disputed Parthenon Marbles are to be ceded to Germany in part-payment
 for Greece causing Angela Merkel so much grief with their failed economy