May should watch her back

PM May is back from her hols with an exuberant spring in her political step and is ready to take on the world. According to an interview with Theresa May from Japan, the PM intends remaining in power “for the long term”. In addition to delivering Brexit she’s also intends to come to grips with social “injustices” and to stamp brand UK across the globe.

No sooner were Madame May’s announcements bounced across the globe from the Far East than Grant Shapps, former Tory Party Chairman, disabused her by stating that she is on probation, and the party would decide her future. This is a view voiced by both Nicky Morgan, MP and Michael Heseltine, grand Tory panjandrum.

However, the foreboding words from Schapps, Morgan and Heseltine are but weasel threats as Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson’s bestows his "undivided backing" to the PM.

Boris Johnson’s seal of approval is the kiss of death. Handed this cup of hemlock, May should think about booking Pickford’s for a quote for a speedy removals job.