Doubt

If you ever find yourself in doubt

Always be first to get your version out

Trying to mend a flat in the pissing rain

Is a fruitless exercise, a fucking pain.

Don't ever get placed next to doubt

Even though there's a lot of it about

Wherever possible give it a wide berth

I think you'll see my advise has worth.

Wherever there's a chance of doubt

Make a big disturbance, act like a lout;

Though you'll seem odd and even mad

It's better than being depressed and sad.

It lingers and waits its turn does doubt

Just biding its time to catch you out;

Then in like Flynn it makes it play

And once in place it's there to stay.

Now here's my final thought on doubt

It's too easily sown and a git to rout;

Do not ever succumb to the devious,

And never ever admit to any previous!