My supporting Chelsea elicited this response on Facebook.
Football's a funny old game.
"Good to see you
support a team built upon the exploitation of working people, comrade."
https://www.facebook.com/bob.williamsfindlay?hc_location=stream
https://www.facebook.com/bob.williamsfindlay?hc_location=stream
What a load of patent bollocks, Bob!
I've been supporting Chelsea since I was a small child, just
as, no doubt, you've been a Baggy by dint of geography. People from the part of
London in which I grew up in, Stockwell, have traditionally supported either Chelsea,
Crystal Palace or Millwall. At around the age of 5 or 6 I plumped for Chelsea
(coming from an Irish family there was no real affiliation to any English
team). My choosing Chelsea probably had something to do with the tribalism and
peer pressure that, particularly, young boys are susceptible.
The idea of a Russian oligarch owning (or more correctly
running) my football club is an affront to my socialist ideals. But then, where
to turn? You may agree Bob, or not, that dirty filthy lucre has pretty much
tainted the game at its higher levels. Doubtlessly West Bromwich Albion, given
the opportunity, would sell out to an adventurist capitalist tomorrow; and fuck
what the fans think.
Abramovich in the thick of it lapping up the players' adulation after winning the 2012 Champions League |
I can't believe you've gone away to build a case against Abramovich.
Is it to beat me up with? Is it to inform me of what a nasty capitalist he is?
Bob, I'm fairly au fait with Roman Abramovich's history. Your
resorting to throwing it into my face as though I'm complicit in rise to obscene
wealth by supporting another of his acquisitions is not very nice. I also shop at
Sainsbury's; my bank is probably involved in all sorts of nefarious goings-on;
Lambeth Life, the ALMO, my proxy landlord is most likely up to no good; my gas,
electricity and water suppliers are all vampiric companies squeezing the life
blood from me, and the nation
...but my biggest crime is that I'm still embroiled in the
tribalism of my youth by supporting a football team owned by a rampant
capitalist. Now there's a fucking novelty.
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